In today’s fast-paced society, we’ve become accustomed to filling the eeriness of silence with fluff. We turn to many distractions as a means of escaping feelings of idleness or boredom. But the main thing we wish to elude is loneliness. Solitude does not have to alienate or lonesome. In fact, solitude and loneliness are distinctly separate. The death of a…
Fill in the blanks in the above sentence however you want. Have you heard this often? Do you say it often? Do you think about it often? This simple sentence is a contract that is often unconsciously created with people, and it can have a disastrous effect on your life. Just the other day, I was thinking of the Panamanian…
Queens do not step off their thrones to chase peasants I had an aha moment shortly after my relationship ended with the Panamanian I have a degree, Own place, Own car beautiful, Fat ass, amazing cook, and I can fuck like your favorite Pornstar Jada Mother fucking Fire. I am a Unicorn I suck Dick I don’t nag too damn…
Let’s be honest this is a fucking lie. If I had a $100 bill for every time a man : Approached me Asked for my number Mindlessly texted me Called me with surface-level conversation Ask me out Text me more Lead with his dick Only for him to do all this and tell me he is not ready for a…
Impossible is Just a Word Everyone, at some point in his or her life, has dreamed of being somebody special, somebody big. Who hasn’t fantasized about being the one who hits the game-winning homer? Who hasn’t dreamed of being the homecoming queen? And how many times have we dreamed of being rich, or successful, or happy with our relationships? Often,…
I understand I am not everyone’s cup of tea. I am however someone’s dirty martini (blue cheese olives please) Who am I really? I’m an unorthodox mom (being a millennial has certain benefits LOL). I am not a helicopter parent and I find myself open and strict at the same time as a mom. I’m not their best friend but…
Whew Chile Cheating men this is a PSA for you look if you got a person you are with but you want to sneak around and fuck other people cool but give folks an option to leave or go. I still never understand why some men are even in relationships and stepping out on another person if you are…
I mean if that’s your thing we do not judge around these parts. A post the other day made me think of my recent lover that I shall refer to as BFTP (blast from the past) Do not marry or stay involved with anyone that doesn’t satisfy fully. I mean emotionally and sexually if you know you love fingers up…
I realized last night why I hate Friends with benefits situations. Yes we’re having sex and we’re exploring each other’s bodies, but at the same time, there’s some level of friendship there. For some strange reason, I’ve always come across men that utilize me as a therapist during our whole FWB arrangement. Last night after a phenomenal 3-hour sex-fest we…
Oh, so the Mercury retrograde just gonna show it’s entire fucking ass today? So let’s take a quick trip down memory I was about 15 or 16 years old I met Ahmad Ackndadrop Thomas we broke up I met my ex-husband got married and he popped up on Myspace 3 years later mad I had a kid, mad I was…
