Single in the city, Things I see

Oh please I love it when you don’t know what you want nothing makes my pussy wetter .

Let’s be honest this is a fucking lie.

If I had a $100 bill for every time a man :

  • Approached me
  • Asked for my number
  • Mindlessly texted me
  • Called me with surface-level conversation
  • Ask me out
  • Text me more
  • Lead with his dick

Only for him to do all this and tell me he is not ready for a relationship.

 

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I would have that down payment and at least two years of payment for my dream car a Tesla Model X.

 

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Nothing dries my vagina more than a man shopping around without a plan much list a shopping list.

You know exactly the types I mean they literally will do everything that falls under the scope of a relationship and yet y’all are still not in a relationship.

 

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Let’s not forget you are to blame for this foolish and fuckery in the dancery. I will come back to you in a minute sis.

Let’s not bullshit this shit is a relationship it’s just not legitimate lol. It’s funny how they don’t want to define shit want to go with the flow and not sure what they want to do but they know how to find their asses and flow right into your Egyptian cotton. Ain’t that some shit? Lol.

I have wasted months hell years on men like this but this was my own basic-bitch ass fault.

In the illustrious words of Maya Angelou

When someone shows you who they are believe them .

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These men were off and on, hot and cold and the grey areas baby more vibrant than a color-blind dog 🤦🏿‍♀️ why black Jesus did I waste my time, my pussy mileage and my well know deep throat 5000 tricks on a man who had been around for 4 years shit some longer and I knew nothing about these men?

I will tell you why I was basic, I thought I was a unicorn I thought I had my shit together, my ass was fat, I am smart and sexy and charismatic and non of the shit means nothing if that man doesn’t have a plan especially if that plan doesn’t involve you.

You can have everything you think men want and that shit could be further from what is needed. Not every man is going to want the same thing but you will know this shit by watching how they act talking doesn’t mean a fucking thing if this man is not backing anything he says. Are you triggered yet? Good.

 

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About KayDarden

My name is Kay, I am a Proud Texan, Mom of 2 genius babies lol and a Fur-mom. I love Fashion, Tacos & shoes. But I have realized over the last few years I am a serial dater I have stories for days most are crazy, sexy cool lol. I started sharing them with friends a few years back and thought it would be neat to journal my lessons on my blog. On my blog, you get a view of crazy dating scenarios and the lessons I have learned from them all, Fashion ideas, and also my frustrations since I chopped all my hair off and went natural.
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