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Marry someone that will fuck you in the ass

I mean if that’s your thing we do not judge around these parts.

A post the other day made me think of my recent lover that I shall refer to as BFTP (blast from the past)

Do not marry or stay involved with anyone that doesn’t satisfy fully. I mean emotionally and sexually if you know you love fingers up your ass while you get your balls played with and your dick sucked all at the same time it would be in your best interest to be with someone that does that.

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I have things I do not like during sex I feel that I’m pretty open on most things.

Few hell nos that have caused me to leave those lovers are these things as follow:

  • I had a man blow in my vagina once
  • One that chewed on my nipples

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  • A  man with a very tiny penis and I realized we could only do one sexual position (me riding him)
  • I had a man cry almost every other time we had sex.
  • One that consistently had to have porn played in the background
  • One that always wanted to have threesomes which were usually a surprise. It got to a point with him in the middle of having sex a strange man walked in the room.

I  feel that people should have enough of an idea of what they like and don’t like and marry accordingly. As much as folks don’t think that sex is an important factor with marriage it is.

If you know and have been with her the past decade and the last 7 years she sucks your dick only on your birthday don’t marry her. I have seen this story so many times you get that 7-year Itch you are cheating and crying to some chick that just came for the dick that your wife doesn’t please you and you knew this before you married her.

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or you are cheating on her in my bed screaming I love you as you are

Cumming from getting your dick sucked for the first time in 2019

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About KayDarden

My name is Kay, I am a Proud Texan, Mom of 2 genius babies lol and a Fur-mom. I love Fashion, Tacos & shoes. But I have realized over the last few years I am a serial dater I have stories for days most are crazy, sexy cool lol. I started sharing them with friends a few years back and thought it would be neat to journal my lessons on my blog. On my blog, you get a view of crazy dating scenarios and the lessons I have learned from them all, Fashion ideas, and also my frustrations since I chopped all my hair off and went natural.
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